I Never Met A Man I Didn't

... While The Republicans Are Smart Enough To Make Money, The Democrats Are Smart Enough To Get In Office Every Two Or Three Times A Century And Take It Away From 'em.

When You Get Into Trouble 5,000 Miles From Home, You've Got To Have Been Looking For It.

There Is One Rule That Works In Every Calamity. Be It Pestilence, War, Or Famine, The Rich Get Richer And Poor Get Poorer. The Poor Even Help Arrange It.

You Shouldn't Say Anything Mean About People Who Can't Read. You Should Write It Instead.

There's Only One Thing That Can Kill The Movies, And That's Education.