I Never Met A Man That I

I'm Not A Member Of An Organized Party. I'm A Democrat.

It's No Laughing Matter Being A Republican In These Perilous Times. Anyone Can Be A Republican When The Stock Market Is Up, But When Stocks Are Selling For No More Than They're Worth, I Tell You, Being A Republican - It's A Sacrifice.

After Eating An Entire Bull, A Mountain Lion Felt So Good He Started Roaring. He Kept It Up Until A Hunter Came Along And Shot Him... The Moral: When You're Full Of Bull, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

The Trouble With Practical Jokes Is That Very Often They Get Elected.

I Never Met A Man That I Didn't Like.