I Never Met A Soul In This

True Maturity Is Only Reached When A Man Realizes He Has Become A Father Figure To His Girlfriends' Boyfriend - And He Accepts It

A Woman's Love Is Like The Morning Dew. It's Just As Likely To Settle On A Horse Turd As A Rose.

Mystery Is Underrated, And Understanding Is Overrated.

I Hate Rude Behavior In A Man,' He Explained In His Quiet, Unassuming Drawl. 'i Won't Tolerate It.' He Politely Tipped His Hat, And Rode Away.

I Don't Do Well With Changes In My Routine. I Read At Least Three Newspapers A Day, For Example. I'm Frustrated If For Some Reason I Can't Get Ahold Of All Three.