I Never Planned On Being A Plumber.

The Reason I Started Writing Movies Was Because I Kept Getting Parts That I Just Kind Of Stepped Into. I Didn't Have To Do A Lot Of Work And I Ended Up Getting Sort Of Bored.

In Hollywood Today, It's Cool For Guys To Wear Nail Polish And Earrings In Their Lips And Tongues. I Don't Get It.

But With Writing, All You Need Is A Pad Of Paper.

I Don't Want To Sound Pretentious, But You Could Hire A Bunch Of Monkeys To Be On A Tv Show, And If It's Successful, Then Everything's Perfect And Everybody's Happy.

I Was A Scam Artist In High School For A While.