I Never Planned On Being A Plumber.

I Love The Smell Of A Woman's Armpit When She's Not Wearing Deodorant.

When I Was A Kid, I Was Always An Athlete. I Played A Lot Of Sports. I Played Football, Basketball, Baseball And Soccer.

When I Was 17 Years Old, I Was In The Music Business.

I Was The Bad Kid In School. I Was Usually In Trouble.

Good Things Happen When You Get Your Priorities Straight.