I Never Said Most Of The Things

As A General Comment On Baseball:"90% Of The Game Is Half Mental."

What Makes A Good Man?

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'

A Lot Of Guys Go, 'hey, Yog, Say A Yogi-ism.' I Tell 'em, 'i Don't Know Any.' They Want Me To Make One Up. I Don't Make 'em Up. I Don't Even Know When I Say It. They're The Truth. And It Is The Truth. I Don't Know.

If My Father Was Alive To Hear That, He'd Turn Over In His Grave.