I Never Saw An Athletic Girl That

Another Bad Thing About "prosperity" Is That You Can't Jingle Any Money Without Being Under Suspicion

Beauty Is . . . A Valuable Asset If You're Poor Or Haven't Any Sense.

Lack Of Pep Is Often Mistaken For Patience.

I Will Say This For Adversity: People Seem To Be Able To Stand It, And That Is More Than I Can Say For Prosperity.

The Fellow That Agrees With Everything You Say Is Either A Fool Or He Is Getting Ready To Skin You.