I Never Saw An Athletic Girl That

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.

If Some People Didn't Tell You, You'd Never Know They'd Been Away On A Vacation.

The Hardest Thing Is To Take Less When You Can Get More.

No Woman Can Be Handsome By The Force Of Features Alone, Any More That She Can Be Witty By Only The Help Of Speech.

We'd All Like To Vote For The Best Man But He's Never A Candidate.