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The Libertarians, Of Whom I'm Rather Fond, Are Running Harry Browne. Libertarians Are, Just As They Claim, Principled And Consistent - They Believe In Individual Liberty. Commendable As They Are, And Despite Their Reliability As Allies In Civil Liberties Struggles, You May Notice That Libertarians Sometimes Prove That A Foolish Consistency Is The Hobgoblin Of Little Minds, And That There Is A Difference Between Logic And Wisdom.

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There Is No Inverse Relationship Between Freedom And Security. Less Of One Does Not Lead To More Of The Other. People With No Rights Are Not Safe From Terrorist Attack.

Conservatives Are Fond Of Pointing Out There Are Problems In This World Can't Be Solved By Throwing Money At Them. There Are Even More That Can't Be Solved By Dropping Bombs On Them.

Although It Is True That Only About 20 Percent Of American Workers Are In Unions, That 20 Percent Sets The Standards Across The Board In Salaries, Benefits And Working Conditions. If You Are Making A Decent Salary In A Non-union Company, You Owe That To The Unions. One Thing That Corporations Do Not Do Is Give Out Money Out Of The Goodness Of Their Hearts.