I Never Saw Portsmouth By Day.

Manners Are Love In A Cool Climate.

Keeping Up With The Joneses Was A Full-time Job With My Mother And Father. It Was Not Until Many Years Later When I Lived Alone That I Realized How Much Cheaper It Was To Drag The Joneses Down To My Level.

The Formula For Achieving A Successful Relationship Is Simple: You Should Treat All Disasters As If They Were Trivialities But Never Treat A Triviality As If It Were A Disaster.

To My Disappointment I Now Realized That To Know All Is Not To Forgive All. It Is To Despise Everybody.

I Don't Really Act. I Say The Words The Way I Would Say Them If I Meant Them.