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You See Reality Tv And It's Not Reality Tv. It's Contrived And Everything Is Plotted And Scripted Nearly. Documentaries Are The Same And Just As Bad.

[as A Kid] I Did Enjoy Making People Laugh But I Was Also Attracted To Funny People. I'm [still] Quite Happy To Not Be The One Trying To Make Other People Laugh. I'm Happy Laughing At Someone Else. I Enjoy Laughing And I'll Happily Be The One Just Laughing All Night If You Can Make Me Laugh.

Hotel Bars Are Pretty Good. No One Bothers Me There. Restaurants Are Safe. People Are Quite Respectful When You're Eating. But What I Never Do Now Is Go To A Busy Bar On The Weekend, Or After 8 O'clock At Night. That's The Danger Zone. Also Being Trapped. Never Go On The Metro, Or A Bus.

It Breaks Your Heart When You Throw Something Away, But It's What Left That Counts. It's Like Worrying About The Bits Of Rock You Have Knocked Off In Order To Make A Beautiful Statue. You've Wasted Half The Rock, Yeah, But It's The Venus Di Milo!

Piracy Doesn't Kill Music, Boy Bands Do.