I Never Told A Joke In My

My Mother Sent Me To Psychiatrists Since The Age Of Four Because She Didnt Think Little Boys Should Be Sad. When My Brother Was Born, I Stared Out The Window For Days. Can You Imagine That?

If I Play My Cards Right, I Could Bring Network Wrestling Back To Tv. Unfortunately, To Most People, Wrestling Is A Laughingstock. But Fortunately, I'm Reaching People Who Otherwise Wouldn't Watch It.

Whenever I Play A Role, Whether It's Good Or Bad, An Evil Person Or Nice Person, I Believe In Being A Purist And Going All The Way With The Role. If I'm Going To Be A Villainous Wrestler, I Believe In Going All The Way With It And Not Breaking Character And Not Giving Away To The Audience That I'm Playing A Role. I Believe In Playing It Straight To The Hilt.

What's Real? What's Not? That's What I Do In My Act, Test How Other People Deal With Reality.

When You Go Through A Tunnel - You're Going On A Train - You Go Through A Tunnel, The Tunnel Is Dark, But You're Still Going Forward. Just Remember That. But If You're Not Going To Get Up On Stage For One Night Because You're Discouraged Or Something, Then The Train Is Going To Stop. Everytime You Get Up On Stage, If It's A Long Tunnel, It's Going To Take A Lot Of Times Of Going On Stage Before Things Get Bright Again. You Keep Going On Stage, You Go Forward. Every Night You Go On Stage.