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Greetings, Conversationalists Across The Fruited Plain, This Is Rush Limbaugh, The Most Dangerous Man In America, With The Largest Hypothalamus In North America, Serving Humanity Simply By Opening My Mouth, Destined For My Own Wing In The Museum Of Broadcasting, Executing Everything I Do Flawlessly With Zero Mistakes, Doing This Show With Half My Brain Tied Behind My Back Just To Make It Fair Because I Have Talent On Loan From ... God. Rush Limbaugh. A Man. A Legend. A Way Of Life.

The Point Is, Folks, For People On The Left - And I Don't Care What Kind Of Clothes They Wear, Or Where They Live, People On The Left, America Is Guilty. And There Is Not A Set Of Facts In The World That's Gonna Change It. There's Not A Set Of Facts In The World That's Gonna Change Anybody's Mind.

Politics Has Got Its Own Rules And Boundaries, And The Daily Narrative And The Conventions. And If Everybody In It Concludes That Trump Equals Reprobate, Trump Is A Sleaze, Trump's... If You Don't Flow With It - If You Don't At Least Admit To The Premise First And Then Try To, You Know, Qualify Yourself - You're Dead In That World. It's A Follow-me World, Politics Is, And The Left Runs It, And There Are Just Certain Things That You Have To Accept.

Don't Forget Drive-by Media Think That Most Of The So-called Victims In The World Are In That State Because The United States Has Not Been Compassionate Or Fair Enough When There Have Been Republican Presidents Or Republican Congresses. They Don't See The United States As A Way Out, As A Way Up. They See The United States As A Collection Pool, If You Will.

The Left Think That This Special Place In The World, The United States Of America, It Just Happened. It Just Is. And It's Our Responsibility, As Those Who Are Lucky And Fortunate Enough, To Happen To Have Been Born Here. It Is Incumbent Upon Us To Share That Same Luck And Good Fortune With Everybody Else. Otherwise We Are Mean, Selfish, Polarized, Partisan, Extremist, Racist, Sexist, Bigot, Homophobe, Whatever.