I Never Went Out Looking For Glory.

Some People Call Me A Legend And The Last Of The Greats, And I Appreciate It.

Yeah, I Make Fun Of Blacks, And Why Not? I'm Not A Black.

I Always Rib People, But Nobody Ever Gives Me A Hard Time. I Don't Know Why. Maybe They're Afraid Of What I Might Say. There's Probably A Lesson In That Somewhere, But I Don't Know What It Is.

I'd Like To Think My Performance Is Today. I Never Try To - It's So, As You Know, Watching Me, I Have A Beginning, Middle And Ending. But Every Night The Show Changes And I Relate To An Audience And I Relate To The Young People.

Asians Are Nice People, But They Burn A Lot Of Shirts.