I Now Consider It A Good Day

Never Admit That Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do

Moving On Is A Gift You Give Yourself.

If I Found Yoko Ono Floating In My Pool, I'd Punish My Dog.

Anyone That Says Looks Don't Count Is Lying. Of Course They Do. Even Babies Go To The Attractive Face. It's The Way Humans Work.

There Is Not One Female Comic Who Was Beautiful As A Little Girl.