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Classic Recipe For Roast Beef: 1 Large Roast Of Beef 1 Small Roast Of Beef Take The Two Roasts And Put Them In The Oven. When The Little One Burns, The Big One Is Done.

I Fully Realize That Every Promise I Make, The Republicans Will Double And The Democrats Will Redouble. They Think This Will Make Me Vulnerable, But They Don't Know I Have Some Tricks Up My Sleeve, Along With A Box Of Raisins To Munch On While I'm Waiting For The Returns To Come In.

The Senate Is The Only Show In The World Where The Cash Customers Have To Sit In The Balcony.

When My Mother Had To Get Dinner For 8 She'd Just Make Enough For 16 And Only Serve Half.

They Laughed At Joan Of Arc, But She Went Right Ahead And Built It.