I Once Dated A Guy So Dumb

Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Well, So Do Old Ladies!

Does Fashion Matter? Always - Though Not Quite As Much After Death.

Every Television Show You Go On Is A Choice.

Before We Make Love My Husband Takes A Pain Killer. I Blame My Mother For My Poor Sex Life. All She Told Me Was, 'the Man Goes On Top And The Woman Underneath'. For Three Years My Husband And I Slept On Bunk Beds. I'm A Double Bagger. Not Only Does My Husband Put A Bag Over My Face When We're Making Love, But He Also Puts A Bag Over His Head In Case Mine Falls Off. It's So Long Since I've Had Sex, I've Forgotten Who Ties Up Whom. My Best Birth Control Now Is To Leave The Lights On.

If You're Saying The Same Line 10 Times And Making It Look Like You Just Came Up With It, That's Acting.