I Once Said The Queen Of England

I Believe It Was Today Show Fourth-hour Host Kathie Lee Gifford Who Said, 'if Drag Queens Love You, You'll Have The Longest Career In The World. They Know Phony And They Know Real.'

If I'm In Love I Want To Get Married. That's How Stupid I Am.

God Didn't Bless Me With Success So I Could Eat Caviar Every Day.

I Change My Hairstyle Every Day For The Show, I'm Fastidious And Vain About My Nails And Teeth And Grooming And Makeup, But A Perfect Body, Forget It. Dust To Dust, Wuggies To Wuggies.

I Like Sitting In The Dark And Watching People Far More Talented Than I'll Ever Be Sing My Songs And Say My Words. It's Thrilling.