I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia,

No Doubt Exists That All Women Are Crazy; It's Only A Question Of Degree.

Comedy Is A Serious Business. A Serious Business With Only One Purpose--to Make People Laugh.

Yes I Do Like Children ... Girl Children...about Eighteen Or Twenty.

First Prize Was A Week In Philadelphia. Second Prize Was Two Weeks.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. There's No Point In Being A Damn Fool About It.