I Once Truly Believed That If I

Years Ago When A Man Began To Notice That If He Stood Up On The Subway He Was Immediately Replaced By Two People, He Figured He Was Getting Too Fat.

To Me Having A Party Is Something Like Having A Baby. The Fact That You Got Through The Last One Alive Is Not Somehow Sufficiently Reassuring Now.

I'm Not So Sure It's So Civilized To Be Civilized All The Time.

You Don't Seem To Realize That A Poor Person Who Is Unhappy Is In A Better Position Than A Rich Person Who Is Unhappy. Because The Poor Person Has Hope. He Thinks Money Would Help.

Do You Know How Helpless You Feel If You Have A Full Cup Of Coffee In Your Hand And You Start To Sneeze?