I Only Have One Wrinkle And I'm

In Life, People Sometimes Make Rotten Deals.

Wit Doesn't Make Girls Pretty.

When I'm Laid In My Coffin, I Want You To Put A Picture Of My Grandchild To The Right Of Me And And A Picture Of My Daughter To My Left. That Way They Will Be Buried With Me.

I Had To Wait 110 Years To Become Famous. I Wanted To Enjoy It As Long As Possible.

I See Badly, I Hear Badly, And I Feel Bad, But Everything's Fine.