I Only Made $200 A Week And

Most Wives Think Of Their Husbands As Bumbling Braggarts With Whom They Happen To Be In Love.

I Have A 'play The Melody' Philosophy. It Means Don't Over Arrange, Don't Make Life Difficult. Just Play The Melody-and Do It The Simplest Way Possible.

The Second Day Of A Diet Is Always Easier Than The First. By The Second Day You're Off It.

It Is Difficult For People To Appreciate Their Own Laughter Unless You Show Them Some Pathos Along The Way.

The Only Thing Better Than One Of My Songs Is One Of My Songs With A Glass Of Scotch.