I Only Want An Easy Mind, Sir;

Great Pains Were Taken To Hide Chains With Flowers

Life Is So Constructed, That The Event Does Not, Cannot, Will Not, Match The Expectation.

And With That Answer, He Left Me. I Would Much Rather He Had Knocked Me Down.

Of Late Years An Abundant Shower Of Curates Has Fallen Upon The North Of England.

If You Don't Love Another Living Soul, Then You'll Never Be Disappointed.