I Pissed On The Man Who Called

If You Are To Be Kept Right, You Must Possess Either Good Friends Or Red-hot Enemies. The One Will Warn You, The Other Will Expose You.

One Original Thought Is Worth A Thousand Mindless Quotings

Antisthenes Used To Say That Envious People Were Devoured By Their Own Disposition, Just As Iron Is By Rust. Envy Of Others Comes From Comparing What They Have With What The Envious Person Has, Rather Than The Envious Person Realising They Have More Than What They Could Have And Certainly More Than Some Others And Being Grateful. It Is Really Just An Inability To Get A Correct Perspective On Their Lives.

When Asked What Was The Proper Time For Supper: If You Are A Rich Man, Whenever You Please; And If You Are A Poor Man, Whenever You Can.

Being Asked Where In Greece He Saw Good Men, He Replied, "good Men Nowhere, But Good Boys At Sparta."