I Pissed On The Man Who Called

There Is Only A Finger's Difference Between A Wise Man And A Fool.

I Threw My Cup Away When I Saw A Child Drinking From His Hands At The Trough.

It Is The Privilege Of The Gods To Want Nothing, And Of Godlike Men To Want Little.

When Alexander The Great Addressed Him With Greetings, And Asked If He Wanted Anything, Diogenes Replied "yes, Stand A Little Out Of My Sunshine."

The Sun Visits Cesspools Without Being Defiled.