I Play Guitar A Bit. I'm Trying

At School, A Careers Adviser Asked Me What I Wanted To Be, And I Said 'fashion Journalist,' So Writing For 'vogue' Has Provided Me With The Opportunity To Fulfill A Dream.

I Didn't Moisturise When I Was Younger, But When I Got To 27 I Decided To Start Slathering Myself In Oil, And Now I'm Obsessed With Moisturising.

I Do Date Quite Small Men. And One Large Man! Just One.

Looking Effortless Takes A Lot Of Effort. When I Get New Converse I Dedicate Some Time At Home To Shoving Mud On Them So They Don't Look Squeaky Clean.

Boys Say They Don't Mind How You Get Your Hair Done. But Then They Leave You For Someone With Really Great Standard Girl Hair And The Next Thing You Know You're Alone With A Masculine Crop Crying Into Your Granola.