I Played So Bad, I Got A

When Nicklaus Plays Wells Well, He Wins. When He Plays Badly, He Finishes Second. When He Plays Terribly, He Finishes Third.

Look, I'm Not Trying To Be Critical When I'm On The Air.

Only One Golfer In A Thousand Grips The Club Lightly Enough.

I Don't Want To Brag, But I Do More Homework On The Course Than Any Other Announcer. I Chart The Greens To Get All The Breaks. I Walk Down Into The Greenside Bunkers. I Walk Into The Fairway Bunkers To See Whether A Player Can Reach The Green From Them.

Every Day I Try To Tell Myself That This Is Going To Be Fun Today. I Try To Put Myself In A Great Frame Of Mind Before I Go Out - Then I Screw It Up With The First Shot.