I Poop In The Backyard... I Wear

I Dont Like The Idea Of Being Eaten By A Shark. I Like To Swim In The Ocean, And I Think Much More About Sharks Than Anyone Should. I Really Resent The Fact That My Oceangoing Experiences Are Ruined By Jaws.

Part Of Being An Actor Is Letting Things Come About Organically As Opposed To Forcing Them.

Maybe The Best Things About Celebrity Are The Things Like Being Able To Get That Seat On The Plane That You Wouldn't Normally Get, But That's Kind Of Like Cheating.

Women's Fashion Is A Subtle Form Of Bondage. It's Men's Way Of Binding Them. We Put Them In These Tight, High-heeled Shoes, We Make Them Wear These Tight Clothes And We Say They Look Sexy. But They're Actually Tied Up.

I Mean, There's Chemistry In Life And There's Acting Chemistry. I'm Not Saying They're The Same Thing, But They're As Mysterious.