I Predict One Of These Two Teams

One Pleasant Surprise Was When I Interviewed Butch Patrick. I Was Expecting This Bitter Old Drunk, And Instead He Had A Total Sense Of Humor About His Career And His Drinking And Drug Problem.

The Joy Of The Roasts Is To Watch People Get Hurt And Offended, And Then Have To Laugh To Pretend They're A Good Sport.

I'd Make Jack Benny Look Like A Philanthropist.

I Predict One Of These Two Teams Will Win The Super Bowl.

I Think Of Alan Thicke As Perry Como Without The Excitement.