I Prefer Being Totally Sober Myself.

It Can Take A Few Months To Get A New 10 Minutes. Usually It Takes Like 10 Times Of Repeatedly Trying Different Variations Of A Joke Until I Land On One I Think Is Really Good.

Oh, What's This In My Shoe? Red Carpet Insole. Everywhere I Go, I'm Walking On Red Carpet.

You Can't Say Your Favorite Kind Of Cake Is Birthday Cake, That's Like Saying Your Favorite Kind Of Cereal Is Breakfast Cereal.

I Write Characters That Are Based On Elements Of People I Know And Experiences I've Really Had.

As I Always Have With Stand-up Or Anything, You Kind Of Draw On What You're Going Through In Your Life.