I Prefer Dead Writers Because You Don't

Never Relinquish Clothing To A Hotel Valet Without First Specifically Telling Him That You Want It Back.

I Have A Hard Time Writing. Most Writers Have A Hard Time Writing. I Have A Harder Time Than Most Because I'm Lazier Than Most. I Don't Want To Brag, But I'm The Laziest Person I Have Ever Known.

Randomness Scares People. Religion Is A Way To Explain Randomness.

Favorite Animal: Steak.

This Idea That People Have To Love And Understand Each Other Is Absurd. It's Not Human Nature.