I Prefer My Water In Wine Form.

Okay, Well, Let's Do A Little Reenactment. I'm The Gay-looking Dicaprio And You're Rose. You Have To Keep Your Eyes Open And On My Face, Or You'll Have To Let Me Go And I'll Turn Into A Huge Gay Popsicle.

I've Loved You For As Long As I Can Remember, And I'm Going To Love You For The Rest Of My Life.

She's Easy To Lead Around, A Shiny Present Here, A Pretty Compliment There, And You Have True Love And A Popped Cherry Sacrificed To The God Of Deception And Hormones. Young Girls Are So Ridiculous--so Predictably Easy.

I Was Crazy About Heath. And His Blood. Erik Was An Amazing Guy Who I Really, Really Liked. Loren Was Completely Delicious. Jeesh, I Sucked." - Zoey Redbird (ch 20)

Also Pay Attention If A Tree Or Whatnot Says Something About Two Bulls.