I Prefer Offenbach To Bach Often.

If An Opera Cannot Be Played By An Organ Grinder, It's Not Going To Achieve Immortality.

Without Question The Most Unpopular Medium Of Musical Sound In The World.

We Cannot Expect You To Be With Us All The Time, But Perhaps You Could Be Good Enough To Keep In Touch Now And Again.

The Sound Of The Harpsichord Resembles That Of A Bird-cage Played With Toasting-forks.

There Are Two Golden Rules For An Orchestra: Start Together And Finish Together. The Public Doesn't Give A Damn What Goes On In Between.