I Prefer The Sign No Entrance To

Here Lies William Trollope, Who Made These Stones Roll Up; When Death Took His Soul Up, His Body Filled This Hole Up

Stupidity Is No Excuse Of Not Thinking.

Never Saw The Branch You Are Sittin On, Unless They Are Trying To Hang You From It.

Many A Zero Thinks It Is The Ellipse On Which The Earth Travels.

People Find Life Entirely Too Time-consuming.