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Man Is Still By Instinct A Predatory Animal Given To Devilish Aggression. The Discoveries Of Science Have Immensely Increased Productivity Of Material Things. They Have Increased The Standards Of Living And Comfort. They Have Eliminated Infinite Drudgery. They Have Increased Leisure. But That Gives More Time For Devilment. The Work Of Science Has Eliminated Much Disease And Suffering. It Has Increased The Length Of Life. That, Together With Increase In Productivity, Has Resulted In Vastly Increased Populations. Also It Increased The Number Of People Engaged In Devilment.

Fishing Is A Constant Reminder Of The Democracy Of Life, Of Humility, And Of Human Frailty. The Forces Of Nature Discriminate For No Man.

The Association Of Mount Ararat And Noah, The Staunch Christians Who Were Massacred Periodically By The Mohammedan Turks, And The Sunday School Collections Over Fifty Years For Alleviating Their Miseries-all Cumulate To Impress The Name Armenia On The Front Of The American Mind.

All Men Are Equal Before Fish.

The Fundamental Business Of The Country, That Is Production And Distribution Of Commodities, Is On A Sound And Prosperous Basis.