I Quit Drinking. That Was A Big

Good News, They Found Nemo! The Bad News Is, They Found Him In One Of Wolfgang Puck's Puff Pastries.

Despite What The Wall Street Journal Says, Our Awards Are The Best-kept Secret In America, With The Possible Exception Of What George W. Bush Did In The '70s.

Even When I Was In School Shows, In Elementary School Doing Plays, I'd Always Go Off Book And Start Improvising.

If You Do Something For The First Time, You Will Always Remember It. If Your Dad Has Something To Do With It, You Write About It.

A Laugh Is A Weird Sound, And When You Get A Couple Thousand People Making It At Once, It's Really Strange. But When I Can Feel Proud Of Myself For Causing It, It's Great.