I Read The New York Times, And

I Work A Lot And I Like To Get Out And Work But The Work I Do To Make The Other Work Work I'm Not Very Good At.

When We Were On The Bus Doing The Mr. Show Hooray For America Tour There Was A Lot Of Laughter And A Lot Of Pot Smoking And A Lot Of Speed Metal Listening And Video Game Playing. Of Course That Was All Brian Posehn.

I Lived In La For Almost Nine Years And If I Never Went Back There Again It Would Be Fine.

I Think People, For The Most Part, Actually Want What They Think Is Best.

I Was Heavily Influenced By Andy Kaufman And Steven Wright.