I Read The New York Times, And

And It's One More Shitty Thing To Write About Somebody, In Between Getting Really, Really, Really Upset At Female Ghostbusters And Gamergate, And The Things That Really Matter.

There's The Disingenuous Duplicitousness, But You Can Apply That To Every Politician, Really.

I Have Always Tried To Use Humor To "help Ever" And "hurt Never," For I Find That To Laugh Is Like Swallowing A Secret That Santa Claus Farted.

Ive Got A Lot Of Friends There And There Is Stuff To Do But As Much As I Dislike La I Really Like Living And Working In New York City.

The South Has More Of A Disproportionate Amount Of Irony On T-shirts Than Any Other Region In The Country.