I Really Believe It's The Old Cliché,

But I'm A Great Father. That's Why I Got Custody.

Athletes And Musicians Make Astronomical Amounts Of Money. People Get Paid $100 Million To Throw A Baseball! Shouldn't We All Take Less And Pass Some Of That Money Onto Others? Think About Firefighters, Teachers And Policemen. We Should Celebrate People That Are Intellectually Smart And Trying To Make This World A Better Place.

Chris Rock Is A Good Friend Of Mine, And He Is Hysterical.

Girls Are Always Like, 'oh, You're Much Better-looking In Person Than In Pictures.' I'm Kinda Like, 'er, Thank You? I Think? As In, I'm Not As Ugly As You Thought?'

I Always Looked Up To So Many People Before Me And Was Lucky To Become Such Good Friends With Them. I Learned So Much Hanging Out With Those Cats.