I Really Believe It's The Old Cliché,

Girls Are Always Like, 'oh, You're Much Better-looking In Person Than In Pictures.' I'm Kinda Like, 'er, Thank You? I Think? As In, I'm Not As Ugly As You Thought?'

I'm A Bit Of An Insomniac. I'm Always Thinking. I've Got A Lot Of Ideas For Lyrics And Shows. I Have A Notepad By The Side Of The Bed And Voice Recorders Around The House.

I Have Nightmares That I'm Going To Wake Up, And Everyone's Driving A Prius And Living In A Condo, And We're All Getting Health Insurance.

I Know I'm Not The Best. I'm Not The Best Singer, I'm Not The Best Songwriter, I'm Not The Best Player.

I Get A Feeling Of Peace From A Low So High, As I Sit In My Chair And Watch Life Go By.