I Really Believe People Should Be Paid

I Am Literally Smaller Than Life. I Am An Unextraordinary-looking Person. I've Seen People Trying To Hide Their Disappointment When They Meet Me, And I Have To Watch Them Get Over It.

"the Prince Of Tides" Is A Lot About My Mother - What My Mother Would Do After Dad Would Hit One Of The Kids Or Hit Two Of The Kids, Hit All The Kids, Hit Her, She Would Usually Get In The Car. We'd Drive Out. She Would Say, I'm Going To Divorce Him. I'm Never Going Back.

I Have To Match Wits With The Ads. Like, There's Pop-ups That, Like, Move Around And You Have To Chase Them Like It Was A Video Game Or Something. And Then There's Ads Where, Like, You Know, The X To, Like, Close The Ad Screen Is So Kind Of Small That You Can't Find It And You Have To Actually Go Looking For It. And So I Spend All My Energy - Instead Of, Like, Absorbing What The Advertiser Wants To Communicate To Me, I Spend My Energy Trying To Figure Out How To Defeat The Ad.

I Mean, Dad's - You Know, Dad's Friendliest Tone Was A Scream.

Google Started As A Free Search Engine. It's Still Free, But Now It's Making A Lot Of Money On Ads, Right? A Lot Of Money.