I Really Believe People Should Be Paid

I Thought It Was Interesting When [bill Clinton] Said, I Married My Best Friend, Because People Are Always Asking, What Is The Nature Of Their Marriage.

So The Great Santini Was How He Liked Being Referred To By His Children. He Would Line Up His Seven Children, And There Was This Ritual We'd Go Through. And He Would Say, Who's The Greatest Of Them All? And We - The Seven - Would Say, You Are, Oh, Great Santini. And He Would Say, Who Knows All, Hears All And Sees All? You Do, Oh, Great Santini. So This Was The Ridiculous Way I Was Raised.

Sometimes When I'm On The Internet, I'll Get This, Like, Which Of These Ad Experiences Would You Prefer? And I'll Have A Choice Of, Like, A Car, A Pharmaceutical Item Or, You Know, Clothing. And I'm Thinking, Like, I Don't Want Any Of These. Do I Have To Choose?

I Work In A Medium Where I Get To Be Totally Invisible And I Get Great Pleasure From That, Being A Pretty Self-conscious Person.

I Have To Match Wits With The Ads. Like, There's Pop-ups That, Like, Move Around And You Have To Chase Them Like It Was A Video Game Or Something. And Then There's Ads Where, Like, You Know, The X To, Like, Close The Ad Screen Is So Kind Of Small That You Can't Find It And You Have To Actually Go Looking For It. And So I Spend All My Energy - Instead Of, Like, Absorbing What The Advertiser Wants To Communicate To Me, I Spend My Energy Trying To Figure Out How To Defeat The Ad.