I Really Enjoy Being A Dad, And

You Know, Sometimes You Can't Just Take An Armadillo, Put It In The Barn, Light It On Fire And Expect It To Make Licorice.

I Have A Theory That If You're Famous More Years Than You're Not Famous, Then You Get A Little Nutty.

I Never Read The Tabloids.

You Know, Elizabeth Taylor Must Be In Heaven Going, 'alright, Fire Two Honey!'

I Think Abc Sort Of Hoped I Would Be Really Like Carol Burnett. I Mean Literally, I Think.