I Really Enjoy Being A Dad, And

I Tried To Go Out For Theater Or Theater Arts, But I Was Too Scared Or Too Intimidated. But I Had A Lot Of Friends On The Cross Country Team That Had Great Senses Of Humor.

I Have This Dream Life Where I Get To Be A Celebrity But I Get To Kind Of Navigate The World Fairly Easily Because I'm Always In Character.

My Obama Is Getting Pretty Good ... I Think I'll Vote For Whoever Makes My Portrayal Easier. It Takes Time To Put Together A Comic Impression. It Takes Time To Recognize The Tics. Right Now, For Instance, I Could Do A Dead- On Paul Ryan And People Wouldn't Recognize It. Personalities Take A While To Sin.

If She Were A President, She'd Be Babe-raham Lincoln!

You Know, Elizabeth Taylor Must Be In Heaven Going, 'alright, Fire Two Honey!'