I Really Feel Like A Regular Dude

Nobody Wants To Know What I'm Doing 24 Hours A Day, They'd Be Painfully Bored, Trust Me. At The Same Time, If I'm Doing Something Interesting Or Funny, I Like Being Able To Share That With My Fans.

Relationships, If You Want Them To Work, Take Work. The Biggest Thing That I Learned Growing Up, And Even Now, Is If It's Right, It's Worth It. It's Just A Matter Of Finding That Person You Want To Be With.

Finally, You Get The Job, And You Think You'll Be Dancing On The Ceiling, But I Just Wanted To Go Take A Nap. It Was Just Like A Weight Had Been Lifted Off Or Something.

I'm Working On Inventing An Aerosol Spray That Repels Papparazi. I Haven't Perfected It But When I Do I Will Make Millions.

My Parents Are Divorced, And That Was The Last Thing I Wanted For Myself. I Waited Until I Was 36 To Propose, And I'm Really Proud Of That.