I Really Like Cable T.v.

My Agent Said, "you Aren't Good Enough For Movies." I Said, "you're Fired."

I'm Looking For A Bunch Of New Tchotchkes That Represent The New Part Of My Life.

I Started To Repeat To Myself "if I'm Not Where I Want To Be, It's Because I'm Not Good Enough... Yet." Which Meant It Was Up To Me.

The Whole World Is Waiting. The Whole World Needs You.

I've Had Such An Odd Career.