I Really Like Just Super Dry Comedy.

I'm Not Lazy, I Drive Everywhere Myself, The Dog Could've Learned Something From Me.

I Think I Suffer From Some Mild Depression.

Sure, They Are The Future Of Our World. Nike And Reebok Need More Factory Workers Every Day.

Well, I'm Not Saying That America Is A Bad Place Or Anything. I Just Think 9/11 Needed To Happen Sooner Or Later.

Turning Water To Wine? I Mean C'mon, That's Stupid. They Should Have Let Me Write The Bible.