I Really, Really Love Being A Mum

I Love All Those Stupid, Cheesy Chat-up Lines Like 'did God Take The Stars Out Of The Sky And Put Them Into Your Eyes?' But I Never Get Chatted Up.

You've Got Your Justins Who Have All The Back Flipping Dancers And Stuff, And Then You've Got Lemar, And He Totally Moves You Without Having To Do All Of That, And He's Gorgeous.

I Used To Be A Window Cleaner. I Got Fired Because I Sometimes Liked To Drink The Soapy Water.

My Mum Actually Gave Up Work To Look After My Child, Which Is So Touching.

My Daughter Is Wonderful And Incredibly Well Behaved. I Am Very Lucky. She Will Always Be My Priority.