I Really Think There Is A Certain

Baseball Is The Life.

Lasorda's Standard Reply When Some New Kid Would Ask Directions To The Whirlpool Was To Tell Him To Stick His Foot In The Toilet And Flush It.

My Relationships Are Based On Personal Reciprocity. Being A Dodger Was A Matter Of Heart, But In The End I Felt They Didn't Want Me.

I Had A Prostatectomy In The Fall And Fortunately It Was Encapsulated And I Didn't Have To Go Through Chemotherapy.

I Used To Look Like An American Flag. The Padre Uniform Makes Me Look Like A Taco. Actually, The Transition Has Been Great. Ive Made 25 New Friends, And I Never Thought I Wanted To Be Anything Other Than A Dodger, But This Is Fun.