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I Was In Antwerp - Which, I Had About 20 Shows Left At That Point - And A Guy Said, "that's Dave Attell's." Also, Antwerp Was My Smallest Audience, So The Guy Was Right There. I Was Like, "what?" He Said, "dave Attell Does A Bit About, 'why Are There Luggage Stores In The Airport?'" I Had Never Seen That, And I Would Never Ever, Ever, Ever - Please Believe Me - I Would Never Lift Material From Somebody Ever, And Certainly Not Knowingly.

Then I Will Tape The Sets And Even Though I`m Not Very Successful Sometimes I Will Try To Cut Out The Fat And Put The Jokes Closer Together.

The South Has More Of A Disproportionate Amount Of Irony On T-shirts Than Any Other Region In The Country.

I'm Pretty Happy. I Obviously Have Complaints About Things, But For The Most Part, I'm On The Above-average Side Of Happy People.

It's Easy To See That Two People Might Come Up With That Same Idea.