I Refused To Conform To An Image

My Mother Went Into The Peace Corps When She Was Sixtyeight. My One Sister Is A Motorcycle Freak, My Other Sister Is A Holy Roller Evangelist And My Brother Is Running For President. I’m The Only Sane One In The Family.

I Found Out Water Can Be Drunk Straight.

Beer Is Not A Good Cocktail-party Drink, Especially In A Home Where You Don't Know Where The Bathroom Is.

I Think I May Have Created A Monster With My - I Won't Say Act - But With My Redneck Pose.

I've Got A Sister Who Races Motorcycles And Another Sister Who's A Holy Roller Preacher.