I Refused To Conform To An Image

I'm Not The Carter Who'll Never Tell A Lie.

Paintings Are Like A Beer, Only Beer Tastes Good And It's Hard To Stop Drinking Beer.

Marijuana Is Like Coors Beer. If You Could Buy The Damn Stuff At A Georgia Filling Station, Youd Decide You Wouldnt Want It.

The Press Made Me Something I Really Wasn't And I Tried To Live Up To What They Made Me.

Beer Is Not A Good Cocktail-party Drink, Especially In A Home Where You Don't Know Where The Bathroom Is.