I Remember The First Check I Got

A World Without Any Lies At All Is Not A Good World, Because It's Artless And Because There Are No White Lies, No Flattery.

I Don't See Myself As Part Of An Acting Fraternity Or A Comedy Fraternity.

We Didn't Evolve; God Made Us. So I Just Want To Explain To You Exactly How That Happened... Some Of The Things You'll Hear Do Sound A Little Bit Far-fetched. I Admit That. Then I Found Out That The Other Name For The Bible Is The Gospel, So It Is All True. Luckily, The Clue Is In The Title.

Just Because You're Offended, Doesn't Mean You're Right. Some People Are Offended By Mixed Marriage, Gay People, Atheism. So What? F*** 'em.

Opinions Don't Affect Facts. But Facts Should Affect Opinions, And Do, If You're Rational