I Saw A Large, Red Dried Swath

My Mother Gave Me A Push. If I Hadn't Had Her, Maybe I Wouldn't Have Had The Push. If I Hadn't Gone To Military School, Maybe I Wouldn't Have Decided To Get With The Program. Maybe I'd Be Running A Bulldozer, Rather Than Going On And Doing Something More.

It Wasn't Until The Late '70s That A Lot Of People Knew Me.

As I Went To College, I Went Into Radio And Television. Now I Suppose Most People Think That's One Step Ahead Of Basket Weaving As A Major In College, But It Was Part Of The Journalism Department.

The Questions Don't Do The Damage. Only The Answers Do.

If You Sent Me To Cover A Pie-baking Contest On Mother's Day, I'm Going To Ask Dear Old Mom Why She Used Artificial Sweetener Or Stole The Apples!