I Saw 28 Days. I Don't Remember

I Have A 10,000-year-old Brain And The Boogers Of A 7-year-old. That's How I Describe Myself.

It's Definitely Safer To Be Single, Especially With This Cottage Industry That's Devoted To Extorting Celebrities.

I Blinked And I Cured My Brain.

I Was Born Dead. Yeah, The Umbilical Cord Was Like, Floppy Baby, The Whole Thing. Yeah, It Was Bad.

You Never Have To Look Over Your Shoulder When You Tell The Truth. You Never Have To Remember The Details, Because They Are What They Are. And You Don't Have To Make Sure Your Story Matches Everyone Else's.