I Saw The Film Pearl Harbour And

Beyoncé And Pathos Are Strangers. Amy Winehouse And Pathos Are Flatmates, And You Should See The Kitchen.

I Work On The Assumption, Or Let It Be The Fear, That The Reader Will Stop Reading If I Stop Being Interesting.

As A Work Of Art, It Reminds Me Of A Long Conversation Between Two Drunks

The British Secret Service Was Staffed At One Point Almost Entirely By Alcoholic Homosexuals Working For The Kgb

The Secret For An Artist Is To Make That A Subject And Not Bang Your Head Against The Wall And Give Up. But To Turn It Into And Treat The New Subject Matter, Which Is One's Own Vanishing.