I Saw This Wino, He Was Eating

I’d Like To See A Forklift Lift A Crate Of Forks. It’d Be So Damn Literal! You Are Using That Machine To It’s Exact Purpose!

I Got An Ant Farm. Them Fellas Didn't Grow Anything. Hey, How About Some Celery? Plus, If I Tore Your Legs Off, You Would Look Like Snowmen.

It's Hard To Fight When You're In A Gazebo.

Every Picture Of You Is When You Were Younger.

A Severed Foot Is The Ultimate Stocking Stuffer.