I See The Winos Talking To Themselves

I May Be An Antique Like The Stones, But Antiques Are Valuable.

I've Reached The Age Where Competence Is A Turn-on.

I Tell The Audience Every Night, "i Hope You Didn't Pay More Than Face Value On That Ticket, Because We Ain't Worth More Than That, And You Ain't Gonna Get Any More Than That."

The Whole World Loves American Movies, Blue Jeans, Jazz And Rock And Roll. It Is Probably A Better Way To Get To Know Our Country Than By What Politicians Or Airline Commercials Represent.

You May Be Right, I May Be Crazy, But It Just Might Be A Lunatic You're Looking For